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langila the offal

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Blur

You are a WITCH spun from a web. You pluck secrets from the universe like leaves from a tree. Your magic spawns from a fawn’s first steps. You understand the truth of power is rooted in sacrifice. RUN INTO THE WATER!

You are a WITCH made of laughter. You carve wood with sigils and figures. Your magic spawns from yew bark and yodeling. You have devoted your studies to magical construction and WITCH interior decoration. MAKE LOVE AND WAR AND FRIENDSHIP AND ENEMIES!

agena the elastic

You are a WITCH unfathomably feared. You make your own jewelry from beads and stars. Your magic spawns from bone broth and broccoli. You and your kinfolk suck power from the flesh of deer, the fat of bears. YOU ARE LOST IN THE WIND!

wildfire, the blasphemous squall

You are a WITCH carved from a jack-o-lantern. You bottle snores for your nightstand. Your magic spawns from laughing at your own jokes. You have written dissertations on WITCH flotational physics. MAKE YOURSELF BE LOVED!

amplitude the sufficient

OpenSea

You are a WITCH who lives in the shadows. You dance atop mountains, samba and ballet on snowy peaks. Your magic spawns from twirling your hands and feet. Your frenzied power is wild and untamable. RUN TO THE END OF THINGS!

devotee brawl

You are a WITCH bold beyond reckoning. Your consciousness is heavy and vast. Your magic spawns from vast pop culture knowledge. The cards speak to you in loving whispers. BE WELL; BE WILD; OR ELSE, BEGONE!

prune, the pastel enigma

You are a WITCH with eyes that hold eons. You make your own jewelry from trinkets and dried hearts. Your magic spawns from a baby turtle’s first steps towards the sea. You speak the frigid tongues of the dead. MAKE MEANING OF THIS LIFE!

iron the midnight

You are a WITCH unfathomably feared. You collect things, all things — pinecones and pigeon eggs, pickled pigs' feet and poison sumac. Your magic spawns from a few hours of sleep. A haunted shadow follows in your wake.  IF YOU TALK WELL, TALK!

europium the somber

You are a WITCH sculpted from the clay of the Oracle's pool. You are an unrepentant trickster, resting on rainbows and conning chumps out of their coin. Your magic spawns from hand-drawn sigils. You see visions of the future in the sky. IT’S TIME TO SCREAM!

chrysalis star

You are a WITCH from the silence between bells. You have never lost a game in your life. Your magic spawns from bonfires made of LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE paraphernalia. You carve magic into your skin. THE MOON CALLS!

tsunami of the woods

You are a WITCH who pays for all of her coven’s subscription services. You whisper your secrets to the water lilies in bloom. Your magic spawns from vitamin D. Chaos is a force you rip from the air with your teeth. IT IS TIME!

tambora ruckus

You are a WITCH made of balloons. You whisper your secrets to the water lilies in bloom. Your magic spawns from a dolphin's first swim. You untangle your fate from the follies of the world. MAKE ALL AWARE OF YOUR PULCHRITUDE!

jujube rainbow

You are a WITCH forged of gold. You whisper your secrets to the water lilies in bloom. Your magic spawns from salt and starlight. You live in a cottage made of bamboo and bear pelts. WALK BACKWARDS INTO PURGATORY!

peanut, the tangled plow

You are a WITCH woven from the strings of a windchime. You collect mushrooms for tea and keep powerful chickens. Your magic spawns from the reaping of chaos. You carry the soul of your familiar in a brooch upon your cloak. SING, SING, SING!

azophloxin, the dark estoc

You are a WITCH unfathomably feared. You are an agent of hope for all creatures with something to lose. Your magic spawns from an eye all-seeing. You can touch a thing and sense the magnitude of its time in this realm. IF YOU TALK WELL, TALK!

alcian death

You are a WITCH who pays for all of her coven’s subscription services. You dance on the ocean, tap and jig on the waves. Your magic spawns from tulle and pulled teeth. You speak the frigid tongues of the dead. SKIP FORWARD!

hassium the blasphemous

You are a WITCH known the land over. You make your own jewelry from pressed flowers and parakeet feathers. Your magic spawns from a kitten’s first steps. Your fierce power is chaos innate. HARK!

zimina, the uncanny feud

You are a WITCH who sleeps on ice.  You dance in the rain, tango and fox-trot in the shower. Your magic spawns from a long-forgotten kiss. You throw pigeon bones and read their teachings. MAKE ALL AWARE OF YOUR PULCHRITUDE!

rhubarb, the great driftwood

You are a WITCH who bathes in moonlight. You have a garden where everything is allowed to become anything else. Your magic spawns from a calf’s first steps. You spin your own wool with rainbows and ragweed. AS YOU WILL IT, SO IT COMES TO PASS!

chamomile, the amber haystack

You are a WITCH carved from a jack-o-lantern. You dance atop mountains, samba and ballet on snowy peaks. Your magic spawns from dragon scales. You live in a cottage grown from saplings and vines. LOVE THE HYPOTENUSE AS WELL AS THE ARC!