Ether

milk, the beige haybale

Crypto Coven

Wrapped Ether

X2Y2

You are a WITCH with beauty impossible to capture. You compose music with the starlings. Your magic spawns from vitamin D. You live in a cottage made of charcoal bricks. SPEAK BEFORE THE ONE WHO SEES!

You are a WITCH carved from a jack-o-lantern. You collect mushrooms for tea and keep powerful chickens. Your magic spawns from a crack in the sidewalk. You claim songs and secrets from those who visit your home. MAKE LOVE AND WAR AND FRIENDSHIP AND ENEMIES!

nasturtium the wild

You are a WITCH known the land over. You dance in the rain, tango and fox-trot in the shower. Your magic spawns from yew bark and yodeling. You shield your energy with crowns made of vines. WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE WIND!

paprika the lone

OpenSea

You are a WITCH who bathes in the tears of her enemies. You dye your hair with henna and blood. Your magic spawns from dewdrops on blades of grass. The moon speaks to you in tales of the future. SING, SING, SING!

prunella the untethered

You are a WITCH who lives in others' dreams. You dance among flames, do-si-do and jitterbug in fire. Your magic spawns from bonfires made of LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE paraphernalia. You can touch a thing and sense the magnitude of its time in this realm. FILL YOUR MIND WITH PRECIOUS GEMS!

zingana of the wastes

You are a WITCH woven from the strings of a windchime. You are an unrepentant trickster, resting on rainbows and conning chumps out of their coin. Your magic spawns from a chickadee's song. The other servants of nature are ever suspicious of your mastery of chaos. MAKE ALL AWARE OF YOUR PULCHRITUDE!

fuji, the strange apocalypse

You are a WITCH bold beyond reckoning. You dance on the treetops, waltz and polka on tender leaves. Your magic spawns from the flip of a coin. Foolish are they who underestimate you. GET VOLCANIC ASH IN YOUR HAIR!

chiffon the dazzling

You are a WITCH delicate and unbreakable. Your baked goods are conniving concoctions known the land over. Your magic spawns from peace and tranquility. You have written dissertations on what lingers in the dark of the wood. DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!

columba the sharp

You are a WITCH without borders or bindings. You sew wings to your back when you walk through the wood. Your magic falls from the sky in comets.  Your skin is littered with the scars of magic done. DAZZLE!

hood the sodden

You are a WITCH who lives in others' dreams. You collect things, all things — grease stains and gingham, juices and jackalope ears. Your magic spawns from peace and tranquility. You are the leading expert on the mechanics of WITCH's duels. HARK!

prefect venus

You are a WITCH who sleeps on ice.  You pluck secrets from the universe like leaves from a tree. Your magic spawns from a hole in the fence. You live in a cottage made of bamboo and bear pelts. WALK BACKWARDS INTO HEAVEN!

cremini, the iron trowel

You are a WITCH bold beyond reckoning. You sew wings to your back when you walk through the wood. Your magic spawns from tornados and toad venom. You are the leading expert on the ritual magic of sun salutations. IT'S TIME TO PICK A POISON!

pyxis the rapid

You are a WITCH with beauty impossible to capture. You collect things, all things — monocles and moon rocks, mousetraps and marbles. Your magic spawns from an eye all-seeing. You live in a cottage made of bamboo and bear pelts. GET GEMSTONES IN YOUR HAIR!

asparagus buckle

You are a WITCH hatched from a scheme. You dye your hair with tree sap and gold dust. Your magic spawns from sparks of flame. You arch your back into a bridge between the living and the dead. YOU ARE LOST IN THE WIND!

argon

You are a WITCH made of balloons. You have a garden where everything is allowed to become anything else. Your magic spawns from a crack in the sidewalk. You tie your ankles with woven grass and dive into the darkest pools of power. CRUSH PEARLS IN YOUR FISTS!

atka sacrifice

You are a WITCH from the sliver of the eclipse. You compose music with the starlings. Your magic spawns from the reaping of chaos. You live in a cottage made of sandstone and seaweed. IT’S TIME TO CONQUER THE ARCANE!

ginger cupcake

You are a WITCH made of twigs and bark and leaves. You collect things, all things — grease stains and gingham, juices and jackalope ears. Your magic spawns from a few hours of sleep. You are ravenous where others would turn away in disgust. MAKE HASTE!

earthquake the other

You are a WITCH made of recycled paper. You compose music with the swans. Your magic spawns from your charming smile. You see people’s past in the curl of their fingers. WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE SUN!

petunia, the unstrung balloon

You are a WITCH forged of silver. You make your own jewelry from trinkets and dried hearts. Your magic spawns from a well of all-knowing. You have put your hands upon another, felt their blood rise to boil beneath your grip. FLOURISH MY FRIEND!

muria, the other cannon

You are a WITCH made of laughter. You sew wings to your back when you walk through the wood. Your magic spawns from leaves curling inwards for winter. You tend an altar to gods without names. FILL YOUR MIND WITH PETTY INSULTS!